David Moyes, your taxi is ready
To help the former Man Utd boss through unemployment, here's a handy guide to global cabs
Posted: 23 Apr 2014
The unending neon jams of downtown Tokyo.
Driver-operated rear door. Wing- mounted mirrors. Styling from 1981. Passenger sneeze- guard. Standard anti-massacars (essentially a giant doily) on all seats. Yellowness.
Calm. Orderly. Will reply in the affirmative to any question, no matter how bizarre.
Polite, possibly wizened wearer of white gloves. Like a moonlighting mime.
Not really. The Cedric has an 85bhp LPG four-cylinder with a four-speed auto and 500k service intervals. It is not built for speed.
Risk of death
Low. Any Japanese taxi driver who causes a fare to raise a questioning eyebrow is required to immediately fall on his sword.
£10 for 3km journey