David Moyes, your taxi is ready
To help the former Man Utd boss through unemployment, here's a handy guide to global cabs
Posted: 23 Apr 2014
Storming the autobahn from Tegel airport to downtown Berlin.
Overwhelming beigeness. Eight- figure odometer reading. Leather seats worn so shiny they boast a grip coefficient of zero. Tiny notepad stuck to windscreen, with pen on a curly cord. No one knows why.
To the very limit of every motoring law, never beyond. Engagement of highest gear at every opportunity.
Moustache. Steely focus. Treats each fare as SAS mission. Zero smalltalk.
It's a two-tonne diesel with several million miles on the clock and a preferred engine speed of 900rpm. You're not going to be breaking any 'Ring records...
Risk of death
Low. In the unlikely event of a crash, old Es are scientifically proven to be indestructible.
£10 for a 3km journey