Top Gear: the anthology of poetry
We asked you all to compose odes to Top Gear for National Poetry Day. Here are the very best...
Posted: 03 Oct 2013
How does one describe the show,
That most Americans, do not know?
The show of cars, of challenges, of men,
That takes place in the land of Great Britain?
There is no recipe, there is no way
To fully describe, the man James May.
Nor is there limit, to the time you must lend,
To view all the quarrels, of Richard Hammond.
And Jeremy Clarkson, what exactly is he?
A large man for sure, who thinks small cars are sweeeet.
This is the place, where no car can move slow,
In the hands of the Stig, whose name we don't know
Add it all, with a flick of over-steer,
And you've got yourself, the show called Top Gear.