Top Gear: the anthology of poetry
We asked you all to compose odes to Top Gear for National Poetry Day. Here are the very best...
Posted: 03 Oct 2013
They say Hammond's from the United States
Because he loves chromium, Fords and
only eats steaks.
Give May a Dacia Sandero and he's
good to go, though he should have arrived
With an Aston Martin Clarkson is satisfied,
driving to the recording studio or countryside.
And the Stig should not be an author,
no matter how good the publishing offer.