Top Gear: the anthology of poetry
We asked you all to compose odes to Top Gear for National Poetry Day. Here are the very best...
Posted: 03 Oct 2013
Clarkson and Hammond and May
All get to drive cars for a day
They turn and they burn
With not the slightest concern
For just what the others will say
Now Jeremy's always the fool
And Richard's too short to be cool
And as for James May
Well what can you say?
Was he even this dorky at school?
But now I must cease and desist
From adding insults to this list
Just one thing to say
If just for today
That Top gear is not to be missed.