Outrun: the Ferrari 458 Spider driven
Top Gear magazine's Tom Ford takes a spin in Ferrari's new convertible. With fashion model in tow…
Posted: 03 Dec 2011
At this point it might be useful to know that, when nervous, I talk. When nervous around beautiful women, I also have a strange and irritating habit of becoming excessively camp. I have no idea why I do this. When faced with a long drive with Cristina, our ridiculously beautiful model, I'm glad she can't speak very good English, because I'm mortified about the nonsensical stream of utter Graham Norton bollocks that seems to flow endlessly from my own mouth. Even though I'm convinced she pretty much has no idea what I'm saying, she laughs in all the right places and smiles enough to break your heart clean in two. Somehow, this is worse.