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If you think ‘bling' is the sound of a malfunctioning oven timer, then a) you need to get out more, and b) look away now.

German tuner Hamann has taken the ‘P-Diddly-Dee' pimp cane and given the new BMW Z4 a thoroughly good thrashing.

Oh, and a modified 3-litre twin turbo engine producing 360bhp and 398lb/ft torque chaps, which comfortably exceeds BMW's own Z4 sDrive35is.

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