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Posted: 11 Dec 2011
I find Camel Bob and tell him that fast and disrespectful didn't work.
"Try drowning it. You're supposed to approach the water slowly so you create a bow wave. This generates a depression that keeps water away from the air intake. What you need to do is get it in the water and floor it. It should flood it. Go for a luxury thing - you might be able to b*gger up the electrics too."
A Range Rover Sport seems wise. They're the preserve of oaken footballers and people that buy stupid toy dogs with their rectum on permanent display - surely I can break one of those.