TopGear drives the Spyker Aileron
The desert is about to get that bit hotter thanks to the outlandish £194,000, 400bhp Spyker Aileron...
Posted: 13 Oct 2010
Eventually the sun drops and we trawl back up the Apache Trail. As a final flourish, I insist we stop at a strip joint, simply because I'm determined to deflect the Spyker people's imperturbable calm. And it's here under the mournful neon that the Aileron suddenly spits itself into clarity.
A beautiful, Barbie-clone stripper looks at the car, pores over the interior and sashays over to me drawing deeply on a cigarette. "You know what?" she says, with a gleam in her over-made-up eye, "I'd like to take ecstasy and then sit in that car for a couple'o' hours and just... roll around in it." Blushing furiously, I try to look at anything but her heaving plastic breasts, and imagine nuns with coldsores doing difficult maths.