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  • Clarkson on: mollycoddling

    “New drivers should have a big crash asap. The aftershock will act as a giant psychological traction control system”

    Feature - 20/11/09

  • Clarkson on: the British road system

    “Kent is called the Garden of England: it’s because driving up the M20 is like driving over someone’s rockery”

    Feature - 20/11/09

  • Clarkson on: classic cars

    "My biggest problem with old cars is that they don't really mix on modern roads"

    Feature - 19/11/09

  • Clarkson on: roads

    "With every move, our glorious leaders attempt to thwart and penalise the driver. Penalty points. Sleeping policemen, traffic wardens from the Nazi party"

    Feature - 18/11/09

  • Clarkson on: noisy motorcycles

    “If bikers chased me I’d escape, because it’s hard to run in full leathers. That’s why cows are so slow”

    Feature - 18/11/09

  • Clarkson on: petrolheads

    “James can talk at you for a considerable length about complex maths, radio etiquette, World War One poetry and cats"

    Feature - 17/11/09

  • Clarkson on: the Bugatti Veyron

    “It’s not that it can do 252mph, it’s the way it manages to do 252 so effortlessly that impresses me most"

    Feature - 16/11/09

  • Clarkson on: celebrity

    "If George Clooney told my wife to fill her bottom with cement, she'd be on the phone to Travis Perkins"

    Feature - 12/11/09

  • Clarkson on: idiots

    “Technically, anyone with an IQ of less than 50 is an idiot, but I think 100 sounds like a nice number”

    Feature - 09/11/09

  • Clarkson on: women

    “I once took a multi-tasking test set by the RAF. I was rubbish. All men are rubbish apparently. Only women can do it. So they would do well in F1”

    Feature - 02/11/09

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