Ssangyong

For a minute there they had us worried. You could see polo-necked clumps of proper car designers whispering in corners, wondering if ugly was indeed the new beautiful. Then the penny dropped. This is not some Korean epiphany, it’s a bunch of very badly designed cars indeed. They’re cheap, but if you buy one, so are you.

  • Ssangyong Kyron

    Kyron

    £14,298 - £21,399

    This much SUV at these prices? Too good to be true? Well, yes, in the sense that it all feels cheap and a bit nasty, but you can’t escape the allure of a poor man’s M-Class.

  • Ssangyong Rexton

    Rexton

    £18,947 - £24,311

    People buy Discoveries because of what a Disco says about you. The Rexton is no joke as a vehicle, but you really don’t want to know what it says about you. 

  • Ssangyong Rodius

    Rodius

    £14,298 - £18,947

    If your car is anything to do with sexuality, then here’s one for all you eunuchs out there. Is it any good? It doesn’t matter. Just go and find a big sack. Or an optician.