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Parents line up to put their children in harm's way to test a car feature

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Parents line up to put their children in harm's way to test a car feature | Top Gear

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An online callout sees hundreds of mums and dads rush to risk their pride and joy

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Parents line up to put their children in harm's way to test a car feature

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An online callout sees hundreds of mums and dads rush to risk their pride and joy

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An online callout sees hundreds of mums and dads rush to risk their pride and joy

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Parents line up to put their children in harm's way to test a car feature

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Parents line up to put their children in harm's way to test a car feature

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Parents line up to put their children in harm's way to test a car feature

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An online callout sees hundreds of mums and dads rush to risk their pride and joy

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Here's TopGear.com's roving correspondent, Cory Spondent, with his mostly incorrect exclusives from the world of motoring

Parents have come out in droves to put their progenies in the high-speed path of about 1.5 tonnes of metal in order to help a stranger on the internet prove how good the brakes are on his new car.

The Twitter user has publicly asked for parents in the Tri-State area to put their kid out in the middle of the street, with the plan being that the $15,000-option carbon-ceramic brakes will stop his car before little Jimmy needs a four-foot casket.

“The spec sheet says I only need 129 feet from 70mph, so there’s no danger at all to the kid because I believe the manufacturer implicitly,” said the Twitter user.

“In my experience, it’s very good at stopping for people of all ages. Brake discs are a life-saving technology that prevent collisions every single day.

“This is completely safe as there will be a human in the car... y’know, to press the brake pedal.”

After an invitation as enticing and legitimate as that, it was really only a matter of time before parents descended on his home, eager to help him win an argument on the internet.

“After three gut-punching rounds of IVF, my wife then had a really difficult pregnancy, and it was touch and go for a while if our son would even survive to childbirth,” said one 35-year-old dad.

“I’ll never forget the day he came into our lives, and, even though parenthood has been the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life, there isn’t a single day that goes past where he isn’t the best thing in it. I love him more than I ever thought possible, and I can’t believe someone like me could ever have a hand in creating such an incredible human being.

“So naturally, he was the first person I thought of to risk his life so I can help a stranger with shares in the car company he’s defending prove that his fancy brakes work.”

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Here's TopGear.com's roving correspondent, Cory Spondent, with his mostly incorrect exclusives from the world of motoring

Parents have come out in droves to put their progenies in the high-speed path of about 1.5 tonnes of metal in order to help a stranger on the internet prove how good the brakes are on his new car.

The Twitter user has publicly asked for parents in the Tri-State area to put their kid out in the middle of the street, with the plan being that the $15,000-option carbon-ceramic brakes will stop his car before little Jimmy needs a four-foot casket.

“The spec sheet says I only need 129 feet from 70mph, so there’s no danger at all to the kid because I believe the manufacturer implicitly,” said the Twitter user.

“In my experience, it’s very good at stopping for people of all ages. Brake discs are a life-saving technology that prevent collisions every single day.

“This is completely safe as there will be a human in the car... y’know, to press the brake pedal.”

After an invitation as enticing and legitimate as that, it was really only a matter of time before parents descended on his home, eager to help him win an argument on the internet.

“After three gut-punching rounds of IVF, my wife then had a really difficult pregnancy, and it was touch and go for a while if our son would even survive to childbirth,” said one 35-year-old dad.

“I’ll never forget the day he came into our lives, and, even though parenthood has been the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life, there isn’t a single day that goes past where he isn’t the best thing in it. I love him more than I ever thought possible, and I can’t believe someone like me could ever have a hand in creating such an incredible human being.

“So naturally, he was the first person I thought of to risk his life so I can help a stranger with shares in the car company he’s defending prove that his fancy brakes work.”

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An online callout sees hundreds of mums and dads rush to risk their pride and joy