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Chris Harris on… convertibles | Top Gear

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It’s OK to have a change of heart. As Chris will demonstrate by embracing convertibles

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It’s OK to have a change of heart. As Chris will demonstrate by embracing convertibles

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It’s OK to have a change of heart. As Chris will demonstrate by embracing convertibles

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It’s OK to have a change of heart. As Chris will demonstrate by embracing convertibles

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We all have our weaknesses – Paddy McGuinness can be rendered speechless by a flump, and mine, for my sins, is a good value convertible. Almost always a car I should detest.

How many of you, like me, spent the majority of the lockdown swilling booze and making increasingly irrational and, thankfully, fictional car buying decisions? Quite. Now matters have eased and the car showrooms are open again, I expected this madness to end, but it hasn’t. In fact, it culminated last week in me standing among a load of nearly new Ferraris, chatting to a man about a California T. I know: fetch the straitjacket for the small one that isn’t Fred or Paddy, but can drive a bit.

How had this come to pass? Clearly the frustration of not driving combined with a Caribbean May left me imagining what it would be like to cruise around with the wind ruffling my hair. Or something. So I began to appease my need to be in that virtual world, knowing full well I tell people I hate convertibles.

I hate them because I should hate them. There is no convertible version of a normal car that isn’t worse than the hard top on which it was based. McLaren does the best job because its carbon tub doesn’t rely on a roof for chassis strength, but the rest twist and shake and rattle and leak and weigh more than a funeral director’s petty cash box. I have always sneered at them, and the people who drive them from my purist’s throne of superiority. And like mostly strongly held beliefs of one’s 20s and 30s, I’m now regretting taking that position on this subject.

Because of late – let’s say for a couple of years – I’ve secretly been borrowing the odd convertible to drive and have found myself having far more fun than I could ever have imagined possible. Roof down, my priorities seem to shift to a different place – I travel more slowly and love the sense of being more exposed to the elements. I couldn’t give one third of a crap about the steering column shaking or the damping being a bit ropey or the glovebox lid shaking itself to bits. I’m relaxed and happy.

I know: fetch the straitjacket for the small one that isn’t Fred or Paddy, but can drive a bit

I never thought this would be possible – in fact, I’ve doggedly resisted it for decades, but there is one car I realise sewed the seed for these events. Eleven years ago, I leased a Mercedes SL63 AMG, ostensibly because the deals Mercedes were offering on them mid-recession were insane. I loved the thing and, unless the rain was typhoon grade, I ran with the top down. But it was a very competent thing hat on or off. Whereas, some of the tat I find myself considering, isn’t so good.

The Audi RS5 convertible is a 450bhp dollop of jelly, but it has V8 charms and four seats and doesn’t cost much compared to a new car, so I want one. Likewise the Alpina B3 – what a lovely way to cruise around inhaling others’ flatulence. The common theme here is stuff that has already suffered the depreciation hit, which is why I ended up in said Fandango showroom, looking at a Cali T. My triggers for this were convertible and massive depreciation, and the £95k California is about the best example out there.

So I stood and looked at a beautiful Blu America example and imagined what it would be like to cruise around at not-great speed. And, of course, the reality hit me that I’d look like a middle-aged lottery winner, or worse, Paddy McGuinness on his way to get hair implants. So I jumped into my hard-top coupe and escaped. But I suspect I will soon succumb.

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We all have our weaknesses – Paddy McGuinness can be rendered speechless by a flump, and mine, for my sins, is a good value convertible. Almost always a car I should detest.

How many of you, like me, spent the majority of the lockdown swilling booze and making increasingly irrational and, thankfully, fictional car buying decisions? Quite. Now matters have eased and the car showrooms are open again, I expected this madness to end, but it hasn’t. In fact, it culminated last week in me standing among a load of nearly new Ferraris, chatting to a man about a California T. I know: fetch the straitjacket for the small one that isn’t Fred or Paddy, but can drive a bit.

How had this come to pass? Clearly the frustration of not driving combined with a Caribbean May left me imagining what it would be like to cruise around with the wind ruffling my hair. Or something. So I began to appease my need to be in that virtual world, knowing full well I tell people I hate convertibles.

I hate them because I should hate them. There is no convertible version of a normal car that isn’t worse than the hard top on which it was based. McLaren does the best job because its carbon tub doesn’t rely on a roof for chassis strength, but the rest twist and shake and rattle and leak and weigh more than a funeral director’s petty cash box. I have always sneered at them, and the people who drive them from my purist’s throne of superiority. And like mostly strongly held beliefs of one’s 20s and 30s, I’m now regretting taking that position on this subject.

Because of late – let’s say for a couple of years – I’ve secretly been borrowing the odd convertible to drive and have found myself having far more fun than I could ever have imagined possible. Roof down, my priorities seem to shift to a different place – I travel more slowly and love the sense of being more exposed to the elements. I couldn’t give one third of a crap about the steering column shaking or the damping being a bit ropey or the glovebox lid shaking itself to bits. I’m relaxed and happy.

I know: fetch the straitjacket for the small one that isn’t Fred or Paddy, but can drive a bit

I never thought this would be possible – in fact, I’ve doggedly resisted it for decades, but there is one car I realise sewed the seed for these events. Eleven years ago, I leased a Mercedes SL63 AMG, ostensibly because the deals Mercedes were offering on them mid-recession were insane. I loved the thing and, unless the rain was typhoon grade, I ran with the top down. But it was a very competent thing hat on or off. Whereas, some of the tat I find myself considering, isn’t so good.

The Audi RS5 convertible is a 450bhp dollop of jelly, but it has V8 charms and four seats and doesn’t cost much compared to a new car, so I want one. Likewise the Alpina B3 – what a lovely way to cruise around inhaling others’ flatulence. The common theme here is stuff that has already suffered the depreciation hit, which is why I ended up in said Fandango showroom, looking at a Cali T. My triggers for this were convertible and massive depreciation, and the £95k California is about the best example out there.

So I stood and looked at a beautiful Blu America example and imagined what it would be like to cruise around at not-great speed. And, of course, the reality hit me that I’d look like a middle-aged lottery winner, or worse, Paddy McGuinness on his way to get hair implants. So I jumped into my hard-top coupe and escaped. But I suspect I will soon succumb.

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It’s OK to have a change of heart. As Chris will demonstrate by embracing convertibles