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Meet your heroes: celebrating the understated brilliance of the E39 BMW M5

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Meet your heroes: celebrating the understated brilliance of the E39 BMW M5 | Top Gear

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The E39 demonstrates how one sorted setup trumps a menu of argumentative options

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Meet your heroes: celebrating the understated brilliance of the E39 BMW M5

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The E39 demonstrates how one sorted setup trumps a menu of argumentative options

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The E39 demonstrates how one sorted setup trumps a menu of argumentative options

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Meet your heroes: celebrating the understated brilliance of the E39 BMW M5

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Meet your heroes: celebrating the understated brilliance of the E39 BMW M5

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Meet your heroes: celebrating the understated brilliance of the E39 BMW M5

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The E39 demonstrates how one sorted setup trumps a menu of argumentative options

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One of my teachers once spent a while appealing for the class to make his evening marking marathons less dreary by enlisting a spot of ‘revisionist’ history. Basically, the academic dark art of challenging a long held assumption.

Maybe Britain’s World War One generals weren’t hapless donkeys leading the lions. Perhaps they were applying tried and tested tactics to a world where new inventions like the machine gun and poison gas suddenly existed.

You might argue the captain of the Titanic wasn’t a foolhardy speed merchant toying with thousands of lives for the sake of newspaper headlines, but an experienced sailor following accepted protocol, when he steamed into an ice field at top speed.

Photography: Olgun Kordal

See, it’s fun to be a contrarian. To rip up the vested interests and entrenched cliches. To point out everyone is, in fact, wrong. Possibly – perish the thought – the E39 generation BMW M5 isn’t the greatest super saloon of all time. Never meet your heroes and all that.

The third car to ever be called M5 was launched in 1999. I was eight. So I didn’t really notice at the time, being preoccupied with Pokémon cards. It didn’t register when it went out of production in 2004 either. But somewhere along the way, I began to notice that any of the E39 family was deified as some sort of four-door saloon god. The GOAT destroyed the competition when it was launched, still best in class when it was retired and (embarrassingly for Munich) roundly preferred to the pointier looking 5 Series that replaced it.

It’s late-2024 when I finally get to meet it. It should feel hopelessly out of date: only 400bhp in a super saloon. Audi and Mercedes hatchbacks have more these days. A manual gearbox! No adaptive dampers. Apple WhatPlay? Nestled in the armrest, a tiny flip phone cradle. Hello Moto.

The E39 demonstrates how one sorted setup trumps a menu of argumentative options

Charmingly primitive then. But there’s innovation too. To stop you losing the key, or having it rattle around in the console, there’s a clever holder built into the steering column. Twist it, and it even starts the V8. Genius.

And what a V8. M’s first, revving to 7,500rpm (when the iconic clear dials’ yellow warmup lights extinguish), making an expensive, malevolent rumble and so much torque you can depart junctions in fourth. At 1.8 tonnes, this M5 is not a light car even by today’s standards. But did I miss turbos? Or hybrid boost strategy? Give over. Oh, and during our dreamy week together it never averages less than 20 to the gallon.

So I loved the engine and the slightly leggy gearshift with its illuminated top. But what I’ve been yearning for since is a performance car that rides this well. This is the last German performance car to exist before the pre-eminence of modes. The beautifully balanced, endlessly friendly, gorgeously supple E39 demonstrates in a few hundred metres how one sorted setup usually trumps a menu of argumentative options.

Is it BMW insecurity or car buying society’s taste for extreme status symbols that means M can’t build a car like this today? Something so elegantly discreet but deeply well engineered? People who write about cars long to find the missing link between cars of yesterday and today. I couldn’t honestly say I found much that relates a modern M car to this peak. Slightly dead steering (albeit via a steering wheel design for the human hand) aside, it’s a car built to an entirely different set of principles.

Dammit. I’ve become once of those nostalgists. “Everything was better in the old days.” I think that’s blinkered, and I’m fond of modern Ms like the M3 Touring and M2. But it leaves me a little bereft that now I’ve met the E39, it’ll go down as the best super saloon I’ve ever driven. Hopefully something will challenge that assumption one day.

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One of my teachers once spent a while appealing for the class to make his evening marking marathons less dreary by enlisting a spot of ‘revisionist’ history. Basically, the academic dark art of challenging a long held assumption.

Maybe Britain’s World War One generals weren’t hapless donkeys leading the lions. Perhaps they were applying tried and tested tactics to a world where new inventions like the machine gun and poison gas suddenly existed.

You might argue the captain of the Titanic wasn’t a foolhardy speed merchant toying with thousands of lives for the sake of newspaper headlines, but an experienced sailor following accepted protocol, when he steamed into an ice field at top speed.

Photography: Olgun Kordal

See, it’s fun to be a contrarian. To rip up the vested interests and entrenched cliches. To point out everyone is, in fact, wrong. Possibly – perish the thought – the E39 generation BMW M5 isn’t the greatest super saloon of all time. Never meet your heroes and all that.

The third car to ever be called M5 was launched in 1999. I was eight. So I didn’t really notice at the time, being preoccupied with Pokémon cards. It didn’t register when it went out of production in 2004 either. But somewhere along the way, I began to notice that any of the E39 family was deified as some sort of four-door saloon god. The GOAT destroyed the competition when it was launched, still best in class when it was retired and (embarrassingly for Munich) roundly preferred to the pointier looking 5 Series that replaced it.

It’s late-2024 when I finally get to meet it. It should feel hopelessly out of date: only 400bhp in a super saloon. Audi and Mercedes hatchbacks have more these days. A manual gearbox! No adaptive dampers. Apple WhatPlay? Nestled in the armrest, a tiny flip phone cradle. Hello Moto.

The E39 demonstrates how one sorted setup trumps a menu of argumentative options

Charmingly primitive then. But there’s innovation too. To stop you losing the key, or having it rattle around in the console, there’s a clever holder built into the steering column. Twist it, and it even starts the V8. Genius.

And what a V8. M’s first, revving to 7,500rpm (when the iconic clear dials’ yellow warmup lights extinguish), making an expensive, malevolent rumble and so much torque you can depart junctions in fourth. At 1.8 tonnes, this M5 is not a light car even by today’s standards. But did I miss turbos? Or hybrid boost strategy? Give over. Oh, and during our dreamy week together it never averages less than 20 to the gallon.

So I loved the engine and the slightly leggy gearshift with its illuminated top. But what I’ve been yearning for since is a performance car that rides this well. This is the last German performance car to exist before the pre-eminence of modes. The beautifully balanced, endlessly friendly, gorgeously supple E39 demonstrates in a few hundred metres how one sorted setup usually trumps a menu of argumentative options.

Is it BMW insecurity or car buying society’s taste for extreme status symbols that means M can’t build a car like this today? Something so elegantly discreet but deeply well engineered? People who write about cars long to find the missing link between cars of yesterday and today. I couldn’t honestly say I found much that relates a modern M car to this peak. Slightly dead steering (albeit via a steering wheel design for the human hand) aside, it’s a car built to an entirely different set of principles.

Dammit. I’ve become once of those nostalgists. “Everything was better in the old days.” I think that’s blinkered, and I’m fond of modern Ms like the M3 Touring and M2. But it leaves me a little bereft that now I’ve met the E39, it’ll go down as the best super saloon I’ve ever driven. Hopefully something will challenge that assumption one day.

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The E39 demonstrates how one sorted setup trumps a menu of argumentative options