We see you. We see you, in your Mercedes-Benz C220d. With your AMG badge. We see you, thinking your eBay AMG badge fools us into thinking your smokey single-tailpipe repmobile is a thundering V8 monster. We see you, and we judge you. Just as we judge you for putting an M badge on your BMW 1 Series, or a Bentley badge on your Chrysler 300C. You look ridiculous, so do yourself a favour in 2019, and throw the fake badges away.