At the risk of oversimplifying and understating the situation, things are bad. And we have a long metaphorical road to travel before we’re clear of the current miasma.
Even when we emerge, blinking into the sunlight, we’re still going to have to practice social distancing for a good while yet. And that’s going to apply to travelling on non-metaphorical roads, too. So what’s a modern, social-distance-respecting driver to do?
Of course, there’s the obvious answer to this situation: a mahoosive off-roader or ruggedised van to escape to the wilderness until all of this has blown over.
But we think there’s a much better way. Actually, 13 better ways. Allow us to explain.