Any adult who’s attempted to commandeer one of the kids’ ride-ons in Toys’R’Us (RIP) will experience a sense of déjà vu as they squeeze their limbs into a classic Alpine and then attempt to drive the thing.
The process of climbing aboard is not dignified. Think of a determined delivery driver of an unnamed online retailer, desperately trying to squeeze a parcel through your letterbox that really ought not to fit, jemmying it this way and that until it bursts through, no longer its original shape. Once you’ve finally worked out how to squeeze yourself into the A110’s cabin, you are that lightly beaten up parcel.
Photography: Mark Fagelson