Wald Mercedes C-Class news - Ummm Bison - 2008

Oh dear. Bad. Try, if you can, to ignore the nicked-off-an-old-Evo rear wing on this Euro-tuned C-Class.

Try to ignore the bizarre proliferation of sharks' gill vents. Try to ignore whatever the hell it is they've done with the front end.

Instead, concentrate your hatred on its awful name: the Wald C-Class Black Bison. Eh?

We get the Wald bit. They're the guys responsible for this monstrosity. They shall be receiving letters, fear not.

And we get the C-Class bit. That's the poor donor car that's been so violently assaulted. But Black Bison? We're just not seeing the link between North American grazing ungulate and dodgy aftermarket boy racer special.

They're both likely to get shot at by angry rednecks, we guess.