Nissan Patrol gets very stuck

In Russia, you don't take your car on the mud - the mud... takes your car. And a massive off-road tractor. And a full-track bulldozer thing...

Yep, this is a Nissan Patrol getting very stuck somewhere in Russia. And when an off-road tractor (which looks a lot like it saw service on a Bond villain's island, circa 1965) comes to its aid, it also gets stuck. So a full-track bulldozer comes to rescue the tractor (which fails to rescue the Nissan) and... gets stuck.

Eventually, all three vehicles dig themselves out of the situation, but who d'you reckon should clean them afterwards, TopGear.commers?