Watch the weirdest bike crash ever

This is, without doubt, the weirdest thing you will see today. It is an excerpt from last weekend's championship race at Magny-Cours. Some crashing occurs.

You don't need a physics degree to understand what happens when a pair of fast moving, two-wheeled vegetable-shrivelling objects collide. But you do need a very open imagination (and perhaps a comedy soundtrack in your head) to watch what unfurls in the video below...

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