Anonymous social media user miraculously SOLVES Ferrari F1 woes

Here’s TopGear.com’s roving correspondent, Cory Spondent, with his mostly incorrect exclusives from the world of motoring

An anonymous user on social media has miraculously solved the problems plaguing Ferrari’s troubled 2025 Formula One car just as the season winds up, according to reports.

The user has astounded onlookers by detailing the flaws inherent in the SF-25’s construction and aero package, despite the absence of any obvious technical knowledge or inside information, right at the end of the year and entirely unconnected to multiple deep dives by technical professionals throughout 2025.

Fellow users are now calling for this person to be immediately installed as the Scuderia’s new team principal and technical director.

“Despite decades of Formula One experience and technical know-how and being the most famous racing outfit in the world, Ferrari seriously don’t understand the very concept of competitive motor racing, but mad_fer_it_367890 knows what’s up,” a source said.

“Having never shown any interest nor specialism in floor design, rear wing profiles, front endplates, engine cooling nor even acknowledging the very concept of downforce, this user has absolutely nailed it as to why the SF-25 is just so poor. Ferrari need to wake up and listen to this person.

“When someone expertly notes ‘FerRArI buNCh oFf jOKerz ReDbULL 4EVA’ on a social media post, you just have to change everything you thought you knew about F1,” the source added. "To be fair, Ferrari have been a bit, well, Ferrari this year. So there's also that."

Meanwhile, Hamilton and Leclerc are reportedly looking forward to resuming their battle with the Ferrari pit wall in 2026, and have arranged a meeting with the Pope to plead for divine assistance for the forthcoming season. Though sources report the Holy See is privately concerned 'it may be a miracle too far for even God himself'.