Pagani Zonda LM
Find us a better method of performing definitely-not-totally-irrational stockpiling activities, and we’ll eat our last piece of tagliatelle.
The Zonda LM – essentially a road-going variant of the track-only R – packs an enormous 7.3-litre V12 punch, combined with a level of artistic and engineering integrity that’d make you weep. Which you should, if you’re stockpiling.
It’s also ludicrously ill-equipped to hold more than maybe a few days’ worth of groceries – a week at a push – because, really, THAT’S ALL YOU NEED.