Top Gear Technology Centre P45 review

The options list is reasonably priced. For example, the deluxe wash/wipe option costs just £1.99 from all good squeegee retailers, and the satnav is completely free, so long as you have a decent phone you can hold in front of your face.

Jeremy estimated that it would cost just £4,000 to build each one, but only if children worked in the factory. And who knows, it might have been a commercial success, if only he could have understood the Scottish one off Dragon’s Den.