Behold: a convertible Range Rover

Is your fortune embarrassing to contemplate? And impossible to spend? Call Newport Convertible Engineering, and they'll exchange many, many thousands of dollars for a scalped 2013 Range Rover.

There's not a great deal in the way of technical information regarding the process of buzz-cutting this Autobiography model (the cheapest variant costing £87,910, without options). Nor has NCE announced a price to complete such a conversion, and whether or not this one's been sold.

But it does beg the question - provided you lit your Cohibas with £50 notes, what vastly inappropriate car would you convert to a soft-top?