Magnificent track, festival atmosphere and all that, but the Indian Grand Prix officially marked the moment when Sebastian Vettel became boring. Love you Seb, but can someone else have a go?
So, unless he reads this (hi Seb, nice lap on the show), here’s a way to make this weekend’s race in Abu Dhabi a little more compelling. Top Gear Grand Prix Bingo!
The format is familiar. If not, phone your Nan. It demands a steely focus, so no nipping off after the first pitstop when it becomes apparent that, despite a competitive first lap, Seb is heading for victory number 12.
Usual rules apply; have a look at the next 12 pages and make a mental note of the magic moments. Then keep an eye on practice, qualifying and the race on Sunday. Each time the BBC catches one on camera, tick it off and post something on our live blog.
We guarantee there won’t be any prizes on Monday.