Exclusive: man finally catches a break

Here’s TopGear.com’s roving correspondent, Cory Spondent, with his mostly incorrect exclusives from the world of motoring

A handsome, successful and charming man has finally caught a break, it has been revealed.

Despite boasting a wealth of talent and a couple of high-level awards, the internationally famous man has spent the best part of two decades almost comically avoiding luck.

But now, following an uncharacteristically fortunate turn in the man's professional life putting him in the right place at the right time, things are finally looking up for the hapless international superstar.

“I thought this odyssey would never end,” the world-renowned man said. “I just couldn’t catch a break. Stepping on Lego bricks, running out of loo roll, changing jobs at the wrong time, running out of deckchairs… you name it, I’ve endured it.

“But now, finally, I have won. Well, not yet, but… come on, we all know how this is going to end."