TG on ice: the sexy slow-motion vid

There are few certainties in life, but this is one: everything looks better in slow motion. Even fat dudes getting shot with paintballs.

Which is why, on Top Gear magazine's recent big adventure on a frozen Swedish lake, we packed film-maker David Hale into our hold baggage, then dispatched him onto the ice to capture spectacular slo-mo footage of our bevy of (mostly) four-wheel drive cars in action. 

And what a bevy it was: everything from Lambo's Huracan, through the Nissan GT-R to Audi's RS3 and the Porsche 911 Turbo.

To read how the contenders fared on the ice, click the links below for tasty pictures and words:

TG on ice: Lamborghini Huracan vs Bentley Continental GT3-R

TG on ice: Nissan GT-R vs Jaguar F-Type 4WD vs Porsche 911 Turbo

TG on ice: Audi RS3 vs Mercedes GLA 45 vs Subaru Impreza WRX STi

TG on ice: BAC Mono vs Nissan Juke Nismo RSnow vs TG's Hyundai i10 rally car

TG on ice: BMW i8 from the UK to Sweden

But first, click play for a couple of minutes of glorious, snow-bound, oversteery action. And if you're wondering: no, it wasn't as fun as it looks on film. It was better.