The Paris Motor Show in 140 characters

Some automotive portals will offer you insightful economic analysis and hard-hitting industry commentary in the wake of a motor show.

Top Gear, however, prefers to present you with a selection of grainy cameraphone images and dubious 140-character puns.

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Yes, for the last few days we've been stomping the floors of the Paris auto salon, stuffing our Twitter account to the brim with the weird and wonderful sights from the show floor.

And here they are all are, every one of our Paris tweets lovingly arranged into gallery form for your click-based delectation. Think of it as a buffet of automotive canapés, without the inconvenience of the bloating main course to follow.

WARNING: contains a frankly excellent Dacia Duster joke. Reinforced corsets at the ready.

Audi kicks off proceedings with this, the TT Shooting Brake concept. Read the full story here

Love luxury? Treasure torque? Then you'll love the 1100nm, 190mph Bentley Mulsanne Speed

A motor show wouldn't be complete without *another* special edition Bugatti Veyron. This one is very, very shiny

Lambo's gone hybrid! Meet the Asterion, Italy's 907bhp, 282mpg petrol-electric GT

Here's a live shot of the #Asterion, the V10 electro-hybrid that threatens to rewrite the Lambo rulebook

A VW XL-1 with a 200bhp Ducati Panigale engine?! Now that's a nice surprise. It's also the 200 millionth VW produced

More on the VW XL Sport at the link: a superbike-engined eco-pod from the future. Yay!

Exclusive! Toyota has made the first driveable Stabilo highlighter set

New #MX-5 is small yet feisty. Much like our own Richard Hammond, who sadly won't do 0-62mph in the low sevens

Peugeot is taking this zero emissions business seriously. G/km for this is 'whatever the owner had for breakfast'

"Don't worry, Dave. We'll have you out as soon as the show's over. Better clear your diary until Tuesday."

Anagrammatists, do your worst

Rogue 'capital P' impersonator ruins perfectly decent photo of Lambo Huracan. Typical

Mercedes branding for dummies

This is the new Jaguar XE. A very British two-fingered salute at the German competition

The 453bhp drop-top Phantom Waterspeed looks expensive. It is. Yours for £440,000

Watch your back, Porsche 911. The AMG GT is coming for you. And more than happy to melt tyres in the process...

Go home Suzuki SUV, Halloween isn't for a few more weeks...

It's the brand new Espace! Unfortunately there are no plans for it to come to the UK. Or feature an F1 engine. Boo

The Nissan Pulsar has been NISMO'd. Lower, wider, slammed and boosted to 247bhp. Now they just need to build it

It's the 458 A, the ideal Christmas gift for that special pair of ears in your life

Had to make sure we didn't type this too quickly. It's the 282mpg Renault EOLAB

The Freelander is dead, long live the Discovery Sport! (Also available in non-TOWIE spec)

Dacia's Duster duster dusts dusty Dacia Duster

Oh dear. Hungarian tuning firm Nimrod has given an Aventador the Darth Maul treatment. Step away from the red paint!

Ford's new S-Max: the chariot of choice for the keen driver who just can't help reproducing

Yes, the new Honda Civic Type R looks just as good, if not better, in blue than it does red

I'm sorry, but we really need to address the elephant in the room

Unhinged? Meet the weird, wonky-doored Citroen DS concept

Adrian Newey's proposal for Vettel's 2015 Red Bull #F1car was met with some scepticism

Two more unsuspecting victims fall foul of Skoda's 'glue-smeared Fabia' prank

French firm Segula presents its latest concept: the Doggertron 3000!

The new Polo GTI, 189bhp of smart-shoed, carefully ironed hot hatch. Nicely understated, or too sensible by half?