Gorgeous, are they not? In the red corner, the Alfaholics GTA-R 290; a car that Chris Harris described as quite simply “magnificent fun”. He said many other things about it, of course, which you can peruse via the medium of video, this way.
And in the, um, also quite red corner, the slightly more modern Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio, itself a recipient of a Top Gear magazine award. As the best car of 2016, no less.
Question is, if you could only drive one car home right here, right now, which would it be?
Photography: Rowan Horncastle